Posted by RoadWeasel 09:42 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (9) | General

I came across this by actually reading someone's blog. How deliciously strange!

Use this to find a Labyrinth near you... turns out there's one around the corner from me.



Worldwide Labyrinth Locator

Goblin King unfortunately not included.

Posted by RoadWeasel 19:09 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (1) | Life

I saw a robin today... then while I was driving home from work I saw an empty lot with about twenty. I guess that means spring is coming to Atlanta. I haven't had a spring in about twenty years. My "spring" has been the exodus of the annoying snowbirds from my town. Now I get to experience a real spring! Right now, however, I get to experience some delivery Chinese food, from a place run by folks who have been "managerment" since 1993. With chinglish that good, how can the food go wrong? Time for videogames!

Posted by RoadWeasel 10:02 | Permalink | comments (0) | Trackbacks (12) | Kultur

A friend of mine forwarded this to me. I was unaware that DeLaurentis was planning on remaking the film. Why do those fuckers KEEP ON DOING THIS? Why not just do another comic, like Druuna or something?

Read the article!

I find it funny that the movie is referred to as "softcore porn". Um. It's not.

Seriously, does this strike you as "Barbarella"?


I thought not.

Well, maybe a little.

Posted by RoadWeasel 09:24 | Permalink | comments (0) | Trackbacks (1) | General

Finally starting to feel at home here in Atlanta. Got the computress on line... be prepared, betches!

Posted by RoadWeasel 07:24 | Permalink | comments (0) | Trackbacks (1) | Politik

Isn't this the same country that's destroying the lives of those Bulgarian nurses?

Libya buys every child a laptop!

Posted by RoadWeasel 07:22 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (0) | Politik

George, are you drunk again?

President supports deep sea trawling ban.

Desperate for votes, or deeply enhurtened by the fate of the ocean's goldfish? You be the judge.

Posted by RoadWeasel 00:48 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (156) | Life

Kinkajou. The name doesn't strike fear into one's heart like, say, fossa, but its nickname, "night walker" says it all. The kinkajou is a vicious, deadly defender of all that is good and decent. That's why one of the little buggers tried to eat Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton Eaten by Pet

Let's all give the little dude a salute. Thank you, Baby Luv, thank you.

Posted by RoadWeasel 18:51 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (1) | Diy

For some crazypants reason I felt compelled to build a brick stairway up the side of Cat Mountain, my aptly named backyard hill. I did it in a rainstorm. It felt like a a holy task. Yes, I have the crazypants. Whatever. It's cool. Here's some photos. Yar is included for scale.





How totally awesome is that? In a Florida rainstorm my friends. Fuck yeah.

Posted by RoadWeasel 09:21 | Permalink | comments (2) | Trackbacks (34) | Politik

I had the pleasure of enjoying some idiocy last night. Got caught on the intelligent side of a conversation about global warming, pollution, and overpopulation that continued for almost seven or eight minutes in spite of groans from several tards who wanted to talk about more interesting and relevant subjects like, I don't know, TRL or something. Anyway, it sure was pleasurable hearing people attempt to argue in favor of pollution and overpopulation with a logic that was, essentially, "But maybe we CAN get away with it!" Great. Glad to see we're all stunning critical thinkers who are willing to risk the moral equivalent of setting the house on fire and leaving it for the kids to deal with while we're at work. Let's not err on the side of caution here.

Look, fucksticks. just because the Earth MIGHT be able to support 12 billion people (a ridiculous figure. I don't care if some TV dude said it) doesn't mean it should. For instance, if Dan's bedroom can fit two more bunkbeds, it doesn't logically follow that I should stuff two more bunkbeds in there. Why would I? Does two more bunkbeds make the room better? The "Let's do it because we can!" argument is so very American, so very lodged in the steady diet of more is better that advertising feeds us.

In the end, I really can't imagine that five hundred years from now people will say. "God, I can't believe those idiots stopped polluting and instituted population controls! I can't stand all this stupid clean air and water and wilderness! Bah! Stupidheads!" I'm sure they certainly would say quite the opposite of that, if we could get our collective heads out of our asses.Instead they'll probably be choking to death on their own offspring's overheated filth. Awesome!

Here's a news flash for everyone: there ain't no God. Not an interventionist one, anyways. No one is going to save us from ourselves. No alien saviors, no prophets. As a species we have unfortunately developed incredible intelligence and industry, which allows us to transform the way we live and the world in astounding ways, for good or ill. It is our responsibillity to decide for ourselves what we wish our purpose in life to be. If that purpose is self-fattening and distraction from the universe, fine. We're idiots. Wouldn't it be nice, however, if we could find something higher? If we could decide for ourselves that we wanted to be kind to our fellow species and leave this Earth untouched and untrammeled as soon as we can so that maybe, just maybe, another intelligent species would arise here in our absence and one day join us?

Somehow I find it unlikely. Kids, kill mommy and daddy. They obviously hate you, it's why they drive the Hummer. After you do that, kill yourself. It's for the best. People is bitches.

OH, and for the people who think I'm a poo-head: a picture of Hillary Duff

Posted by RoadWeasel 18:26 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (1) | Kultur

I will pay you.

Transformers Movie Teaser

Seriously, will someone keep this bastard away from anything that has the potential to be good?

Posted by RoadWeasel 13:25 | Permalink | comments (1) | Trackbacks (10) | General

...he could have kicked everyone's ass!